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Caught you in my trap

You know, I didn't think much of this title until I posted a link to my page at a XXX site (yeah, trolling for hits, so sue me) and someone who followed it emailed me back saying how clever it was.

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Hey there, hi there, ho there! Someone once said, wherever you go, there you are. And it's never been more true. So here you are, in a page that has no point except to amuse myself and maybe draw some vague interest from others roaming the web. New stuff on the way, so enjoy!

You still aren't signing my guestbook. Fine. See if I care. Hmph.

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The Humble Beginnings Of Alpha

{c'est moi}

Webrings! Traverse the web in an organized fashion

A funny thing happened on irc one day..
(All nicks changed to protect the ignorant and the guilty)
A QBASIC page The living archive presents
And I will be.. My Virtual Apartment The Pong Of The Month Club
My delightful voice in a serenade Nighty-night Stories for the kiddies Surreal Survey
mah song of choice{Updated!} The Keri FAQ Keri goes wild!
A story by a genius and more! selected writings me friend's homes
gratuitous use of gifs USS Starwave Looking for links?
My brother's NHL96 page my online resume boredom

mail me if you're bored... I'll write back I promise

Links to register and one to view. This means: sign the bloody guestbook!
Would you believe my guestbook at one time had 94 entries in it?? Never sign up for an Lpage guestbook, the server keeps wiping it out!

Visitors = since October 13/97.. last one was at 2385 and before that 562

Tripod's advertising on my web page.. why don't you? Email for details.

{A Bottom 95 Homepage}

Last modified and messed around with on 5 September, of the year 1997 AD.

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