Alpha.. part !
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So much for that being an honest life story. But really.. it did have a semi-happy ending. Where I left off, anyway. I didn't mention the part where the poor innocent little girl was tried in court as an adult (although she isn't quite one yet) and is convicted on 5 counts of 1st degree murder and thrown in a maximum security penitentiary to serve 5 consecutive life sentences (here in Canada life means 25 years) with no hope of parole for at least 10 years. She eventually hooked up with an inmate nicknamed Godzilla (the poor lady's name was Gloria.. and she was six and a half feet tall) and together they lived the rest of their lives within prison walls, making life bearable for each other. I won't go into details. Well, no more detail than I already have.
Why the picture? To indulge my vanity.. I suppose. Personally, I prefer the background to the person in the photo but I have gotten a lot of compliments on it, so I guess majority rules hey? Oh and by the way.. the links below the pic are for my guestbook.. sign if you will (pleeeeeeease..?) and leave your mark. Then sometime after you sign it I'll go in there and read the entries and think.. "who is that?" and hey if I'm bored enough I'll even write you to ask who you are. But don't count on it.. I have yet to be that bored. But don't let that stop you from signing.
My friend marlowe. Aka Keri, Madame First Canadian Female President of the United States, and .. well anything else you can think of. Read about her on the Keri FAQ which was a little petty of me to write but what the hell. It's a done deed. Email her to tell how mean it was of her to set up her egging page with me as default to be egged. *sniff* How cruel of her... but I'm quite over it now. No big deal. Though 12 of my supposed friends did egg me *sigh* including my cyberdad and a couple of my cyberbrothers (my cyberfamily.. turned against me!) But I'm not bitter. Of course.. she doesn't know about this page yet.. but she will.
1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4...
this to arrive at the frontispiece for these pages